मंगलवार, 6 मार्च 2012

Dr.'s duty

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy's tensed father standing in the hall waiting for the doctor.

On seeing him, the dad yelled: "Why did U take all this time to come? Don't U know that my son's life is in danger? Don't U have any sense of responsibility?"

The doctor smiled said: "I am sorry, I wasn't in the hospital I came as fast as I could after receiving the call... And now, I wish you'd calm down so that I can do my work."

"Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would U calm down? If your own son dies now what will U do?", said the father angrily.

The doctor smiled again replied: "I will say what Job said in the Holy Book "From dust we came to dust we return, blessed be the name of God. Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go intercede for your son, we will do our best by God's grace."

"Giving advises when we're not concerned is so easy", murmured the father.

The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy and said, "Thank goodness!, your son is saved!"

And without waiting for the father's reply he carried on his way running and saying, "If U have any question, ask the nurse!!"

"Why is he so arrogant? He couldn't wait some minutes so that I ask about my son's state" Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left.

The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: "His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son's surgery. And now that he saved your son's life, he left running to finish his son's burial."

MORAL: Never judge anyone, you never know how their life is and what they're going through" !!

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied,
'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.
' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning,
there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied,'I cannot accept money from you,
I'm doing community service this week.'  The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up,
there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this   week.' The MP was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up,
there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

Funny Meaning on Common Dictionary Words

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

An invention to bring an end to all inventions

An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

A guy no different from the other, only difference is that he got caught

A banker provided by nature

The name men give to their Mistakes

A Collection